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Thursday September 2nd 2010

Who wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors … the Apple iPad, the Droid or the Kobra Cyclone Shredder?

Let’s compare these three “similar” products (sort of) and see who comes out on top… Rock, Paper, Scissors with Arguments is the game!

Droid

iPad

Kobra Cyclone Shredder

Who is the “Rock” – well the Motorola Droid is built like a tank; heavy, square and very sold…this is our “rock”.

Who is the “Paper” – well the Apple iPad is thin, thinks for itself, versatile, and simple…almost like “paper”.

Who is the “Scissors” – well Kobra Cyclone Shredder shreds paper, cardboard, CDs, DVDs, floppy disks, aluminum cans and even plastic bottles into dust…this can be our scissors.  See Video.

Battle #1 – Rock vs Paper or Droid vs iPad

The Arguments:

  1. iPad is smarter than the Droid
  2. The iPad has wings!
  3. iPad has a bigger screen than the Droid
  4. Droid fits in your pocket

The Winner – iPad – Paper beats Rock again and “flies” away

Battle #2 – Paper vs Scissors or iPad vs Kobra Cyclone Shredder

The Arguments:

  1. The Kobra Cyclone Shredder can shred the iPad into dust
  2. When the Kobra Cyclone is hungry, it likes to snack on the iPad
  3. The iPad looks little and cute but the Cyclone Shredder looks big and handsome
  4. Neither fit in your pocket

The Winner – Kobra Cyclone Shredder – Scissors cut up the Paper all day

Battle #3 – Scissors vs Rock or Kobra Cyclone Shredder vs Droid

The Arguments:

  1. The Kobra Cyclone Shredder will tear the Droid in to little pieces
  2. Chuck Norris is afraid of the Kobra Cyclone Shredder and so is the Droid
  3. My Droid has a cool robot voice, the Cyclone doesn’t

The Winner – Kobra Cyclone Shredder – not the normal Rock beats Scissors – this is a tough one but Scissors wins (maybe because of Chuck Norris)

Who do you think should win?   Give us your arguments…


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